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Top Ten Tuesdays : Jeepney Moments

Almost everyone of us rides or has ridden a jeepney at some point in our lives, (unless you are a filthy rich bastard who owns a car. ) so most of you can relate to this post (unless you are a filthy rich bastard who owns a car. Yes i repeated that on purpose and I am in no way bitter or envious. Haha.) These are pet peeves of mine when riding our most popular means of public transport.

Top Ten

Jeepney Moments

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10)Drunk passenger throws up.

YUCK. Need I say more?

9)You’re running late. The speed is at 40kph and driver stops at every kanto even when no one is there.

Andun na ako, kailangan mong kumita boss, parang kami lang, at malelate na kame sa trabaho namen.

8)A lady with long, loose hair that when blown by the wind hits you like a dozen of tiny whips.

Paki tali lang miss. Salamat.

7)You are taken on a unexpected road trip because there are traffic officers on the regular road and the jeep is unregistered (colorum)

Umayos ka manong, paregister ka na. 

6)Sitting between two persons engaged in a (loud, non stop) conversation with each other.

Seriously guys? May tenga ako. Nabibingi.

5)A cute couple engaging in excessive PDA.

Kuha na kayo ng kwarto! Bigyan ko kayo discount card sa Hotel Victoria.

4)A passenger gets in, closes all the windows. It’s 32 degrees in summer.

Ahh..  Ano to, Aircon tayo? Aircon?!

3)Fellow passenger occupying more space then what he/she paid for.

Yung totoo, inarkila mo yung jeep?

2)Sitting capacity is 20 persons but 22 persons need to be inside before the jeep will be considered full.

Bossing. Tao ho kame, hindi sardinas.

1)You pay a P100, then the driver / barker “forgets” to give the change.

Ibalik natin sa inyo. “GOD KNOWS HUDAS NOT GIVE CHANGE”

All that said, Im still proud of our jeepney. Its a proof of Filipino ingenuity. That ends my list for this Tuesday. Do you agree with it? Yes? No? Goodnight everyone! Hehe.