Unless you are living in your own private island, (lucky bastard) you are likely to have people living next to your house. Neighbors. Kapitbahay. We see and interact with these people on a daily basis. Because of that I was able to come up with the list for today. Last Top Ten Tuesday I cited 10 annoying jeepney moments, on this post I’ll be listing 10 habits of our beloved kapitbahay ranging from most trivial to the most controversial that will make you scratch your head and say, “Seriously?!”.
10)Asking / Stating the obvious
-Nasa tapat ka ng batya na may sabon at nagkukusot ng damit. “Mamipi ka yata?..” Ay ali ku pu, mandakap ku mu pung tilapia.
-Ala sais ng umaga, kung maka todo ng volume ng sound system daig pa ang sa Club XO.
8)Borrowed for Keeps
-Magkaiba ang Hiram sa Hingi. Db?
7)Out of sight, out of mind
-Tapat ko linis ko, ililipat ko sa inyo.
6)Park here, there, everywhere
-May tawag dun eh, Garahe. Subukan mong pagawa.
–Ang alam ko, once a year lang ang Pabasa.
4)Pop up Casinos
-Pagka malikhain ng Pilipino na nagamit lang sa bisyo. Baraha, mesa, upuan, solb!
3) My piss is higher than yours.
-“Binida ni kapitbahay A kay kapitbahay B na bumili xa ng 32 inch flat screen tv, sasagot si kapitbahay B na xa naman e home theater system ang binili.
-Kaya nga ako hindi nag artista kasi ayaw ko yan eh.
1)My Neighbor’s Wife, is mine too.
Aaand that’s it! Another list of my pet peeves done! Two consecutive lists of what annoys me, Im seeing a trend here. Haha. I’ll come up with a more positive list next time. Hehe. Laters.
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